'Everyone's giving me grief' regarding the series finishing ahead of my trip.
Beautiful weather, classic snacks and legendary venues - what else would an supporter of the English team desire?
Realistically, they'd hope for an contest for the urn in Australia where they still have a chance to secure the famous trophy following the initial matches.
This is not the case on this occasion, however, after Australia's crushing victory by 82 runs in Adelaide put the hosts 3-0 up for the fourth consecutive series on home turf.
The Barmy Army, the organized fan base, have a large group making the journey for the concluding fixtures in New South Wales and Victoria.
Furthermore, other travel parties who will be vacationing in Australia, as well as families and friends planning a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
The Disappointed Travelers
Four fans named Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie are among those affected.
The group had their travel arrangements and match passes arranged for the Melbourne and Sydney matches "a full year in advance", dreaming of a long-awaited triumph.
Instead, they have watched Australia defeat England convincingly in just under two weeks from their family home in the north of England.
"Everyone at work has been making comments that the series is done for the last two weeks," said Sam.
"Our expectation had been that we would have the series on the line by the time we arrived."
Fading Positivity
Hope was abundant regarding the team's prospects of securing a first win in 15 years for a series win in Australia prior to the first ball.
However, the situation is now staring down the barrel of continuing a barren spell in the country to 19 consecutive Tests when the Boxing Day Test begins in Melbourne this week.
The tourists - and their fans - will be keen to prevent a whitewash.
One sibling noted the "excitement and fun" of head coach the aggressive 'Bazball' approach in recent years had "reinvigorated" Test cricket for followers of the team.
Yet the fans said they had low expectations for the fourth and fifth Tests - and all they are requesting from the players is "a show of spirit".
"Commentators consistently references this, but it all hinges on psychological strength. 'This style has been elevated to a term now that is just, like, nonsense cricket," added Rory.
"Over the course of five days, you should hunker down. Playing at deliveries 'wide of off stump has never featured in the textbooks, and that is mainly the fault the top order."
Future Prospects
When questioned if he believed England will secure a victory in the current series, came the reply: "It looks like the Aussies are just too good at the moment."
"There is going to have to be multiple performers that stands up for England and produces a match-winning display."
Despite the scoreline, the fans are looking forward to the trip.
"We will have a great time nonetheless," commented Katie Ryding. "Our approach is that outlook."
"Naturally, it's unfortunate we don't have more to play for, but we have spent so much money by now."
"We will make the most of having Christmas and New Year out there. This will be mine and Rory's first time abroad at this time of year."
A schoolteacher, Katie is focused on enjoying the long-haul travel as part of her Christmas holidays.
"If all else fails, I can play golf to fall back on," she finished.